Contact: My favorite movie of all time, but there is a huge flaw in the ending. The review board essentially calls Elli a liar on her description of the time travel trip. Hello, the ball landed safely in the net below and clearly is ready for another run. Put Mr. Skeptical in the ball and give him a spin. I mean, I am sure this big machine uses a LOT of gas, but you would think the human race could afford the cash for another run.
Star Wars episode 4 (the first one): In the Death Star destruction scene, a small handful of fighter pilots head out toward the death star in a certain suicide mission to place a missile-bomb-thing in a hole the size of a basketball while cruising at near mach speed. On the way out, "Red leader" comments on the radio "Man, look at the size of that thing". "Cut the chatter Red Leader" barks the big fat leader. So here they are on the way to certain death and Red leader cannot even make a simple comment. If I was Red leader I would have manueverd behind Fat leader and launched a photon torpedo right up his rude ass.
The HoneyMooners
Ralph has a fulltime job as a bus driver. they have no kids, and yet his wife sits at "home", which is a shack apartment. They have not even a single picture on the wall or any furniture. what does alice do all day long? Norton works in the sewer, but his apartment is all painted up nice and looks great.
The Doberman Gang
HAHAHA!!! This movie is a riot! A group of bad guys decide to rob a bank using a pack of trained dogs. They send the dogs to the bank with notes tied around their necks telling the tellers to put lots of money in their saddlebags they are wearing. Well, they come barreling in the bank and start raising all sorts of hell and guess who happens to be standing there; a bank guard with a..... GUN. Boom boom boom, story over. nah, one of the dogs bites the guard on his "gun hand" so he cannot shoot them. Hmm, I bet I could shoot a gun with my left hand if i tried.
It's a stupid movie, but worth the pain for all the laughs.
The accidental Tourist
The flaw in this movie is that IT SHOULD NEVER HAVE BEEN MADE. Will Hurt plays a role that is so depressing and boring that you need red bull injected directly into your veins to tolerate him. Gina Davis plays one of the most annoying characters you can imagine, especially that nauseating "cluck" sound she does with her mouth. What a pile of shit.
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