Tuesday, July 14, 2009

I don't like Kirk anymore


James Kirk is an asshole, and here is why.

First, check out this picture of him from the movie posters:
Pretty evil looking, wouldn't you say? I would place him as a prime suspect in any serial murder mystery. Or a cocky smart-ass bastard. In stark contrast, William Shatner was a jolly sort of fellow.
In the latest movie, they show kirk as a cocky kid driving a vintage mustang off a cliff and essentially ridiculing a policeman. The policeman should have taken this spoiled brat and beat the living crap out of him to let him know the meaning of the word "respect". Then cuff him, beat him again with a club, and then throw him off the cliff.
So in the movie he reprogrammed the computers so he would not have to do the "face death" scenario during the testing. he cheated death and thus failed at the most important situation a captain can be in. It seems that kirk is one of those people who enjoy "getting away with things". Spock and the counsel should have run his ass out the door right then.
It is beyond me how he managed to stay in power.

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